9.11.2009

just say no...to crack!



i try to keep my strong opinions to myself, but i'm sorry - i just can't shake it this time.

i sat in class last night learning more than i felt i could possibly ever absorb about the cardiac system when it shot out at me from just beneath the overhead screen - therefore making it unbelievably hard to ignore for the next 2 hours of class.

a plummer butt.

a girls plummer butt. no worries erin (it wasn't you).

every time i looked up from my notes it was like - BAM! - smiling at me. torturing me. and, not to mention, making it extremely hard to learn about hypertension. not because i'm totally grossed out (oh boy have i seen a lot worse this year), but because i just don't get it.

is it that she doesn't know that it's hanging out? or that she just doesn't care? how could you not know? really... i feel like i know even when a smidgen of my lower back peeks from between my shirt and pants and out of respect for myself and others i make the necessary adjustments.

please clear it up for me if you can. i just don't understand how it can hang out that long. i tried discussing it with Easy, but there was no clarification to be had.

honestly, wouldn't you feel a breeze?


wishing you all a happy and crack free weekend.

15 comments:

moshell's lilbit of space said...

I don't know how they don't know, or if they just don't care (leaning more towards the just don't care).

I think it is just as bad as boys wearing their pants off their butts....geez....

Sarah Peterson said...

living in Utah I don't have the umm pleasure of seeing cracks much. Thank goodness! I am thinking they must think it is sexy or something! Really, it is not at all. I know they have GOT to know though. I certainly know the minute my back is showing! Great Post!

banananutmeg said...

yah. gross. Worse when the thong stray is just kickin' it there...and you can see where the thong actually disappears? wrong.

So we call the plumber but a "coin slot". It's like they're waiting for someone to stick a quarter in there.

Leslie said...

Don't people feel a little draft down there? That bugs me.

Karen and Joe said...

bahahaha! Say no to crack is right! I bet you'll be sitting a few rows forward next week!;) that's totally disturbing and ya I don't get it either!

Carter Family said...

My comments a little different - this happens to my sweet little 6 year old. We have tried on a bazillion types of jeans to avoid this but to no avail. so this school year we are gravitating toward skirts and have avoided it. I have no clue why an adult would'nt notice it. It thoroughly embarrasses my child.

amy said...

LOL!!! you are so so funny! I love that you took a picture of this! You can use it to show your daughters why they can not wear too low of jeans! lol!!

But seriously, I think it's a comination of issues:
1) they are "2 beers short of a 6 pack" in the head!
2) their mother's or maternal figures never taught them how to dress or how a "lady" acts and dresses in public.
3) Britney Spears and others like her! I say this b/c girls like these see Britney and Christina in their low low jeans posing, yet they never even stop to think about what it looks like from behind!
4) They know but don't care - they may even think it's sexy b/c some freak told them it was!
5) did I mention they are dumb?

I have a friend (she's 46) that unfortunatley looks like she's in her third trimester for the past 10+ years. SHe wears shirts that are too shorts sometimes and her belly sticks out. It is sos so embarrassing! I have poked her stomach before (several times over and over again at a party once!) she got angry with me but I was tired of seeing her like that!
FOr my friend, it's more important that she WEAR something "cool and hip",not that she must LOOK cool and hip!
Amy from Texas

Rhonda said...

I'm not sure what the craziness of it is. I'm from the mid-west and we see it here as well. It's bugs the heck outta me. I worry when I don't think my shirt is long enough and I *think* my back or stomach is showing...I guess I wasn't cut out to be the cool one with crack showing... ha!!

Amanda Mock said...

So you noticed too Hayley? Colleen and I were debating on whether or not to poke her on the shoulder and tell her. We decided no that would be too embarassing for her and maybe no one else is paying attention. Guess we were wrong! And you sit off to the side, she was like straight up infront of me everytime I would look down to take notes. Guess I should have said something...

eric and monica said...

nora loves to show crack. i just don't get it.

mE said...

lol - I was just thinking the same thing today as i walked from the class i teach to the library. I said, doesn't that kid riding the bike feel the air on his back? and it was a hairy back. No need to show it, really. though i guess the hair could have kept his back warm. Isn't that the purpose of hair? I'm no expert. Glad to see nursing school is going well. and don't worry about hypertension, people bring it upon themselves! jk

tt moreno said...

hahaha, ewww gross. no justification. i dont get it either.

nicwoo said...

get 'er some duct tape to fix that crack.

Lewieville said...
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Lewieville said...

jake says if you want to compare concentration breakers... he had a girl wearins a tube top dress in class one time in College and she asked a girl to throw something to her and she reached up to catch it and her body went to catch the object and the dress stayed on the chair! FLASH city, Jake saw some t***y. Oh the stories we have.

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