4.01.2009

Dethroning the Queen

Dear Mother,

I'm not at all sorry that I posted your precious car on Craigslist for April Fools.

I admit that I totally loved getting every text this morning from Catina - How you were squirming and accusing everyone but your precious daughter of the naughty deed. You even phoned me and I sweetly giggled and denied the act - saying that it was probably Shaye or Matt - but also letting you know that it was a pretty clever trick.

Bwaaa Haaahaaahaa! Heeeheeeheee.

Just getting you back for the times you woke my up at 6am on April 1st, alarming me that my pig was dead or that my dog was in the road. You told Catina this morning that her car windshield was shattered and Aunt Patty that all the chickens were out on the highway. So evil!

But you, my sweet, vile mother - I think have been dethroned - as of today.

Yours truly, H

9 comments:

Saskia said...

A wonderfully wicked April Fool!! Treat trick Hays!!

x

erin said...

I LOVE it!! I really loved the bwaa hahahaha!!! That was hilarious!!

smith scratch said...

This is the best prank ever! I would be so confused (and ticked) if I were the victim! Happy April Fools Day.

smith scratch said...

This is the best prank ever! I would be so confused (and ticked) if I were the victim! Happy April Fools Day.

nicwoo said...

Boy, you're a raucous group!! You've just confirmed I don't want to let a someone have a birthday today... ;)

(I'm still on your good side, right?)

{erica} said...

THAT IS AWESOME!! seriously how did you come up with that.

Your mom's tricks are pretty funny as well.

Sadly I haven't done any tricks for the past couple of years....maybe next year..

Lewieville said...

I love this so much! I was trying to think of something to do to Jake for weeks and I never came up with anything!! Good one... Truly ROxy's daughter.

Brittany said...

Hello, I am Rachelle Williams friend. I like you. You are funny. I like your blog. Rachelle showed me the video of your girls buying a fish and it made me happy. So today I decided to show my face. well kind of. Have a good day. And congrats on the new baby.



P.S. I hope you don't think I am nuts. I promise I am not.

sheena said...

wait....what!! how did I miss this post???

this is brilliant.

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